No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers

"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett

"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke