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"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me


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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire

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Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

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"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " 
    - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat 

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There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

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