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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.
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"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie."

-- James "Kibo" Parry
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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " 
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
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"WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!"

-- Digital UNIX 4.0D
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." 
Woody Allen.
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