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"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
                        -- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at
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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler
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