"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
                        -- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler