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"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
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"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
 works."
                        -- Graeme Wong See,
                           graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I've
forgotten this before.
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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
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