"Why don't you just give me the thing?"
                        -- Kathleen Cameron, to Daniel

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some 
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities 
between the two, but can't remember what they are.

--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.

Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon --