"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy 

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong

"How tall are you?" 
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

    - Mae West 

You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home