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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
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"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME!  MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list
 (with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup."

-- James "Kibo" Parry
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Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. 

    -- Paul Valery
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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley
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