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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli
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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))
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"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."

     - Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 

     - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
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"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller
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