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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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"I never married because there was no need.
   I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
   I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
   afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
   --- Marie Corelli
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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem
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* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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