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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics
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"Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to
 bugger people mercilessly."
                        -- Simon (freudian perhaps?)
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"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.
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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for
every human being on earth. Does anybody want
mine? I certainly don't." 

    - Chuck Bonner
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