There was a young lady of Spain Whose face was excessively plain But her cunt had a pucker That made the men fuck'er Again and again and again.
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen. But he found every girl Had relinguished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond.
Here's a cute little ditty: Little pigeon in the sky, Dropping (things) from way up high, Angry farmer wipes his eye, Very glad that cows don't fly! Sent by tilak
There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times in a hansom. When she cried out for more A voice from the floor Said, "My name is Simpson, not Sampson!"
