A certain young fellow named Dick Liked to feel a girl's hand on his prick. He taught them to fool With his rigid old tool Till the cream shot out, white and thick.
I met her on the internet and I couldn't keep from staring She had the coolest font I'd ever seen She was Microsoft, mathmatical, and IBM compatible And fireworks exploded on my screen Well, my cursor started blinking like the beating of my heart And my modem started singing, thinking this could be the start Chorus: Of a Techie Love -- between us With the latest gadgetry Techie love can be the sweetest world wide web we weave Well I courted her with e-mail and with roses from my clip art I sent romantic faxes everyday Though I'm kinda shy to tell, heck, I wrote poems that I spell checked And I bought her software from Comp USA We were wonderful together how she made me feel so fine And we planned a simple wedding on America On-Line Chorus: And there was techie love between us....... Then one day there was lightning and it caused some power surges And you should have seen the look upon my face Cause I wasn't surge protected, or backed up like you'd expect, it blew my files somewhere out to cyberspace Well now nothing lasts forever, I know even good things pass, So I knew that it was over on the day the hard drive crashed Chorus: On the techie love between us....... She's gone, and it megahertz It's like a virus, only worse She's gone, but I can't wait I'll get a new computer that has windows Y2K Chorus: And there'll be techie love........ c 1998 Mark Hankins
There was a young man of Tyburnia Who was fucking a girl with a hernia. When he shot in her twat Why, she also shot--- All over him! Wouldn't that burn ya?
A golfer named Sandy MacFarr Went to bed with a Hollywood star When he first saw her gash he Cried, "Quick, goot muh mashie! Uh thunk uh c'n muk it in par."
There once was a man named MacBride Who fell in a privy and died. He had a young brother, Who fell in another, And now they're interred (in turd) side by side.
