Di's hairdresser friend caught her husband fooling around with
a customer and promptly kicked him out.  A few days later, 
she received a call from the woman whom her husband had 
been fooling around with.  The woman said, "I know this is a 
difficult situation, but does this mean you won't still cut my 
hair?" 

One of the criteria by which Miss Nude USA was
chosen in 1979 was 'taste in clothing'

Sex Fact:

A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also
from intense nonsexual excitement like when his favorite team
scores a touchdown.