I heard Dan Quayle is in favor of a 30% tax cut. His thinking must have been "Well, Dole lost with a 15% tax cut, but if I triple it to 30%, I can win!"
A driver, who crashed into the side of a 3000 ton wheat train and was dragged in his car more than a kilometre before being slammed into a pylon at the edge of a cliff, fell to his death as he walked for help.
Bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber: "If you can read this, then we wasted 50 billion bucks."