THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9) "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
Microsoft Corp announced that they would purchase the source the PenPoint operating system for the value of one of Bill Gates eye-lashes (est. value $1.3 million). Gates was quoted as saying "we are only doing what the consumer has asked us to do: ship huge, bloated, bug-ridden programs while using every trick in the book to kill our competitors. As an example of our progress, consider Windows CE which paints the screen slower on a 75 MHz MIPS RISC processor than the 16 MHz 68000 in the Palm Pilot, while sucking the batteries dry in a tenth the time."
Women's Embarrassing Moments I Curl Up and Die I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"