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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements
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"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."
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"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen
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Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
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Examine what is said, not who speaks.

(Arabian Proverb)
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