You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 

"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
   streets?
   -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on." 

    - D. H. Lawrence