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Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
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Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, 
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
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"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
 I don't know and I don't care."
                        -- World Entertainment War
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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
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What do you mean, funny?  Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
                                -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
                                   Act III (1936).
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