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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
   Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
   you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
   No fun! You people so boring!"
                        -- The Weirdness Test,
                        http://www.math.grin.edu/~hamilton/text/weirdness.txt
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Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey
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"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."

                     -- Alfred Hitchcock --
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