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"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"

                                           --Edward Abbey
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"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
 that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
                        -- Steven Wright
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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
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"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one."
                        -- Voltaire
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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill
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