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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President
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ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
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"We've got 53 years of International megabits!"
                        -- Adrian
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
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