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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
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Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
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"... [Paul's] got about _this_ much callus on the bottom of his feet. He's got
 _platform_ callus..."
                        -- me
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"It's like deja vu all over again." 

    - Yogi Berra
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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler
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