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"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
   Europe-Jackie Mason
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty
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