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* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
 they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
 pretty embarrassed."
                        -- Kim Alm
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)
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"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
 bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
                        -- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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