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"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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English is the language up with which I will not put
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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?

    -- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
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"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
 system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
                        -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
                                from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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