"So let me get this straight:

 There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
 that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
 photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
 never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
 busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
 they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
 that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
 on his own in a room with a camera?

 Now I'm really lost.

 PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
                        -- me

Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.

"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle