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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.
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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.
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I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams
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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.
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