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"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
       first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.

-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
               vice-presidential candidate during a news
               conference in which he  was asked his
               opinion of the Holocaust
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"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
 machine, but that's probably nothing new."
                        -- Mark Rejhon
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"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."
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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine
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