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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
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ON EXPLANATION OF THE END
   "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
   lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
   their C programs."
        -- Robert Firth
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The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China.
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"f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd."
                        -- fortune
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