A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor.
   "Young lady," said
   the doctor, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've
   been with are nudists
   and in our colony we practise sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear,"
   said the doctor,
   "someone in that colony is cockeyed."
   

Should you have any questions during the exam,
just raise your hand. This should cause enough
blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself. 

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next
   to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he
   notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her
   about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual
   statistics. It identifies that American Indialns have the longest
   average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the
   way my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto
   Kowalski, nice to meet you."

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? 

     A baby with a razor blade. 

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and
clitorises?

They miss them all.