This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom
please." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, 
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.
He says,"You have acute vaginitis."
She says "Thank you."

While in prison O.J. had another prisoner join him in his
cell. This person was 8' tall and 670 lbs. of solid muscle.
He asked O.J. if he wanted to be the husband or the wife. 
Now O.J. not being stupid started reasoning in his mind "OK
if I say I'm going to be the wife, this guy is going to fuck
me in the ass." So O.J. said he was going to be the husband. 
The other prisoner said, OK O.J. your the husband. Now get
over here and suck your wife's dick." 

   After insulting the female genie from the magic bottle, Carlos makes
   his wish:
   "To wake up with 3 women in my bed."
   
   She says, "So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle.
   
   The next morning, Carlos wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding
   and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken and he has
   no health insurance.
   

The tri stages of sex in marriage-

  1.Tri-weekly 
  2.Try-weekly 
  3.Try-weakly