"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy



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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 



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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 



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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 



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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 



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