There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe 
swelling. So what's the problem?

                 -Jay Leno



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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno



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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this 
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

                -Dave Barry



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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams



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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. 

     - Samuel Goldwyn 



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