Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 



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"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"

    - Jimmy Buffett 



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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

    - Albert Einstein 



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A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

    - Edward Abbey 



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Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

    - John Steinbeck 



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