Never eat more than you can lift. 

    - Miss Piggy



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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?" 

    - Linda Ellerbee 



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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill 



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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 



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Reality is only just a word.

    - Harry Chapin 



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