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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy



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Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial. 

    - Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam



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Never accept a drink from a urologist. 

    - Erma Bombeck



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Never try to out-stubborn a cat. 

    - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love



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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation



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