Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 



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When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 



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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! 



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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen



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Virginity can be cured. 



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