There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 



Send this quote to a friend

1 


The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 



Send this quote to a friend

2 



It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields 



Send this quote to a friend

3 


Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 



Send this quote to a friend

4 


A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 



Send this quote to a friend

5