Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 



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Don't worry, Homer.  Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. 
   -- God, ``Homer the Heretic'' 



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to alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems 

-- Homer Simpson



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"Here lies... Walt Whitman.  Aaargh!  Damn you Walt Whitman! 
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!" 

Homer Simpson 



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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 



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