We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 



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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 



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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 



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A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes. 



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"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots." 



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