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"Resist much.
Obey little." 

    - Walt Whitman 



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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon



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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill



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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry 



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One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

    - Parker 



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