A young lady from South Carolina Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina. What, with proper sized cocks, Once was sex, became Bach's Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor. Send this poem to a friend 1 It's only human nature after all If a fellow puts a girl against the wall And puts his inclination Into her accomodation To increase the population Of the rising generation--- Why, it's only human natrue after all. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young man named Isaac Cox Who took as his motto: "I suck cocks." This frank declaration Brought him such reputation That he spent twenty years sucking cocks on the docks. Send this poem to a friend 3 A cautious young fellow named Tunney Had a whang that was worth any money. When eased in half-way, The girl's sigh made him say, "Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey." Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young fellow named Biddle Whose girl had to teach him to diddle. She grabbed hold of his bow And said, "If you want to know, You can try parting my hair in the middle." Send this poem to a friend 5
