What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. Send this joke to a friend 1 Man walks into a supermarket and buys : 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?" She replies "because you're ugly." Send this joke to a friend 2 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more." "You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi." Send this joke to a friend 3 What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?' Send this joke to a friend 4 If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister? Send this joke to a friend 5
