Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year? They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down. Send this joke to a friend 1 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and tells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever since his wife died. The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the pig is a male or female. "No! I'm not doing it anymore!" says the farmer. "And the pig is a female, of course. What the hell do you think I am -- a goddam queer? Send this joke to a friend 2 What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste. Send this joke to a friend 3 Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii. As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said, "Look at the legs among that group." "Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor. "But I'm a chest man myself." Send this joke to a friend 4 What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog. Send this joke to a friend 5
