Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I 
was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court 
of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between 
lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better 
looking and more honest about how they make a living."



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 people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after 
drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney 
officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing 
out that "it's a small hurl after all."





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Casey Silver yesterday resigned his position as chairman and 
CEO of Universal Pictures. ... or, as he prefers to put it 
"Met Joe Black."





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