My dad lives in the tri-county are of Ingham, Clinton, and Eaton counties. There they are voting on a name change for Ingham. They want to name it Monica County. If the men get there vote it will be the region known as Monica, Eaton, Clinton. But those woman wanna see Clinton, Eaton, Monica. Send this story to a friend 1 A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can just use your other hand to write." Send this story to a friend 2 I was recently in my local pub in Scotland, and it was pretty quiet. There were several people sitting at the bar with me, and the bar-lady was reading a paper. She looked at me, puzzled, and said "John, you do crosswords, don't you?" "Yes," I replied, truthfully. "I've got one here - 'Stranded, as on a desert island', 10 letters, and the first is 'M'. Any ideas?" "Marooned," I said. The other customers shouted out their orders: "A whusky," "a pint o' heavy", etc, etc. Delighted at this display of humour, I refused to pay for a drop. Send this story to a friend 3
