My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.



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I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.



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"At the moment, there seems to be around a 96% packet loss pinging
 from boomerang's serial0 to cirrus' serial1, which is probably too
 high for reliable use."
                        -- Adrian (stating the obvious)




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"You know you're in a bad way when you start working out the scope rules of
 an English sentence."
                        -- me




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"NOW I've heard it all.  Problem: expensive application from large
 well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
 site must be kill -9ing it accidently.  Our reccomendation is to rename
 the kill command.'"
                        -- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu




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