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There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight. It's when people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes remarkable.
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Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner. Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.
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"Alasdair is the only person I know who can say no _and_ yes at the same time, and _mean_ it." -- me
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"f u cn rd ths u mst uz unix" -- unknown
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A mother may hope that her daughter will get a better husband than she did but she knows her son will never get as good a wife as his father did.
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