"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while."
                        -- fortune




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"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
 while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
                        -- me, true story




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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.



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When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"



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Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.



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